It is often said that it is worth looking at your neighbors when choosing an apartment or house. But good neighbors can move, and others and more problematic ones move into their living space. What to do when everything is difficult with your neighbors, and you really want to take revenge on them for all the suffering and your sleepless nights? We read what those who have encountered harmful neighbors advise, and compiled a top 11 ways to take revenge on those who ruin your life.

Method No. 1

You will need a chicken egg, which must be shaken in a small container. After that, head to the door of the harmful neighbor, taking the enema with you. Find a hidden spot on the upholstery and cut it. All that remains is to introduce the egg inside using an enema. A few days will pass and a terrible rotten smell will appear. The neighbor will have to not only change the upholstery, but also thoroughly clean the door. You can also use iodine solution, Whiteness bleach and vinegar. The smell will still be the same.

Method No. 2

You can use a can of nitro paint and write a well-known three-letter word on the door. No, that's not what you were thinking. This is the word "Forest". Most people are gullible, so sidelong glances towards their neighbor are guaranteed. Such inscriptions look especially good on expensive doors.

Method No. 3

Let's move on to more serious actions - pour gasoline on the door and set it on fire. But this is a radical method, do not use it at night, because the consequences can be the most serious. However, if the decision is made, then it is best to build a delay system or use a Molotov cocktail.

Method No. 4

Let's imagine that the neighbor you hate has acquired a brand new metal door. Now he is confident that he is completely safe. Holy naivety! Remember, metal doors can create a lot of troubles for the owner. You will need thermite, which contains coarse aluminum shavings and iron scale. In addition, your device must be well compressed and you cannot do without a jack.
Otherwise, the thermite will not be able to display its true melting ability. By the way, a plastic syringe is suitable as a body for the thermite. When all preparations are completed, head to the door, place the thermite on the hinge and light it. Imagine your neighbor's face in the morning when he goes to work. There are cases when, after such a dirty trick, the door could not be opened for 19 hours. Today you can find welding pencils on sale that give you the opportunity to weld the door around the entire perimeter. Molecular superglue is also suitable and will work on a simple wooden door.

Method No. 5

If you don't know how to take revenge on your neighbor, you can use a firecracker by attaching it to the door late at night. If the door is metal, the effect will be more impressive. If your neighbor is completely insolent, use feces. Human feces are ideal, but dog feces are also suitable. It is not necessary to smear the entire door; it is enough to treat only the handles or place the feces on the mat, covering it with newspaper. After this, the paper is set on fire and you, having rung the doorbell, quickly retreat.

Method number 6

Now let's turn our attention to the keyhole. All the following information applies not only to door locks, but also any other, for example, a safe. Pour any superglue into the hole. Epoxy is perfect; it requires a syringe without a needle. Together with the glue, you can place metal needles in the hole, after which you break off the protruding ends. You can fill it with fine sand and fill the castle with chewing gum. Let's remember thermite, which is also suitable for solving our problem. There are quite expensive locks, so failure of their mechanism will cause serious losses to the owner.

Method No. 7

This is a minor dirty trick, but it also works. Using a lighter (matches) simply burn the bell button.

Method No. 8

If the door is equipped with a peephole, then there is an additional reason for fun. You can use silver or soot, whichever you prefer. After that, just cover the peephole.
Another option is to use glue. It is impossible to carefully clean off silicate glue and it is best to apply it to a glass display case if your neighbor has one. As a result, it is no longer possible to do without replacing it.

Method number 9

This is a nighttime dirty trick, since the risks of collision with people in the entrance are much lower. Many different communications are introduced into each apartment, for example, telephone or antenna cables. They connect to expensive devices. To bring the plan to life, you will need to make a spark gap. First of all, in the radio components market, purchase a capacitor with a capacity of at least 10 μF with a breakdown voltage of 220 V.
All this information is applied by the manufacturer to the body of the part. Also note that the capacitor must be a square capacitor with two terminals. By the way, electrolytic capacitors are not suitable for you. Take 2 pieces of thick copper wire and strip their ends to a length of one centimeter. Then the wires must be soldered to the terminals of the capacitor, and their connections must be insulated with electrical tape.
Insert the homemade device into the outlet for seven seconds, which should be enough to charge the capacitor. To check the functionality of the charger, touch the bare wires to a metal object. If the device is working, at the moment of contact there should be a pop and a flash should appear. Let us remind you that the capacitor retains its charge for 30 to 50 minutes.
You are ready for the operation. On the site, inspect the distribution board, finding cables in it leading to the neighbor’s apartment. You will need an electrical cable to charge the capacitor, then quickly touch the contacts of the telephone or antenna cable with your device. Electricity ends up on a network that is not designed for such loads. As a result, the TV, PC and other electronics will fail. In the first case, they are plastic boxes equipped with a button (usually red) or levers. When a short circuit occurs, the plug is triggered and turns off the electrical circuit. You need to short-circuit the incoming and outgoing contacts. If the plug turns out to have a regular fuse, then it should be unscrewed and a metal rod should be installed instead of the fuse link (prepare in advance). As a result, all electrical appliances in the neighbor’s apartment will be disabled. Please be aware that this may cause a fire.

Housemates are very rarely good friends. As a rule, everything is exactly the opposite. Our neighbors wear us out with endless repairs and loud music, don’t let our children sleep, smoke in the hallways, flood the stretched ceilings “yesterday”, park under our windows, etc. Persuasion, requests and demands do not work, and all we can do is helplessly wave our fists because curtains in your apartment.

Does your neighbor constantly keep a watch at the door peephole?

Is he on duty both day and night? And then he discusses with his girlfriends on the bench - who did you come with, what time and to what extent in an uncultured state?

Make a dummy CCTV camera or buy this prop equipment and hang it on the staircase so that the entire neighbor’s door falls into the “field of view” of the camera. Now you will “look” at each other. Don’t forget to stick a poster - “We are watching you”, tear up your granny’s “templates”.

You can also seal her door peephole. with regular tape or do something even more cruel - fill the peephole silicate glue(it is impossible to wash and peel it off).

Are your neighbors annoying you so much that you want to walk your dog outside their door?

Post an advertisement (or post it on the Internet) about renting an apartment. For example, “We need tenants for six months to look after the apartment. Pay only for services." Let them be tortured with calls. Of course, you won’t be able to achieve anything, but a little dirty trick will make your soul a little warmer.

Be sure to indicate that you should call between 6 a.m. and 8 a.m. on weekends or 11 a.m. and 12 a.m. on weekdays.

If there is no phone number, write their address. It's even more interesting this way.

A young couple has moved into the next apartment and has already become quite boring for you with their nightly “sabantui” with guests and a sea of ​​alcohol?

Are they not responding to your requests to “let people sleep” and are even rude?

Buy a GSM signal jammer. Mobile phones in their apartment will stop working. However, there is one drawback - they won’t work in your apartment either.

Neighbors getting drunk, knocking over cabinets, dancing to Verka-Serduchka at 3 a.m.?

And they bang their forks on the plates so actively that your chandelier sways? And the doors don't open? And they don’t respond to knocking?

Unscrew the plugs (if the shield is on the stairs), let them sit in the dark.

If they continue, repeat the action.

A young neighbor cannot imagine his life without Radio Chanson?

To the fullest every evening? Just when, after a delicious dinner, wrapped in soft pajamas, you are going to lie down and read a newspaper?

Buy your child a synthesizer. Or a guitar. In general, it doesn’t matter what instrument, it is important that it is loud, and that morning training is regular.

If impudent people have settled right under you, and fighting them does not give anything...

... then, in addition to musical influence, constant transportation of sofas around the room, dancing until you drop and turning on construction equipment for 2-3 hours, can be used as revenge and flood . Drench your neighbors thoroughly and before they come running to you screaming, wipe the floor dry.

Don’t forget to make big eyes (“Oh, we have such terrible ceilings here! They haven’t changed them since the days of Tsar Gorokh!”) and offer to go up to the neighbors above or call the plumbers.

The neighbor has become completely impudent; he parks right at the exit from the yard or on the playground?

And in the evenings, right under your window, turns on the radio at full power and drinks beer with friends?

All your timid requests rest on this impudent man’s promise to break your legs if you ask for anything again.

How to punish a boor?

If the grannies and kids in your yard like to feed the pigeons, then just throw a handful of millet or bread crumbs on the hood and roof of your neighbor's car . He won't put it here again.

Have your dacha neighbors tired you with their drunken companies, barbecues and musical girls?

Is the flow of guests endless and doesn’t want to stop?

Under the cover of darkness, quietly and silently, like a ninja, sneak into the “triss booth” (outdoor toilet) of your hospitable neighbor and throw a packet of yeast into the hole . In the morning, the neighbor and his guests will be treated not only to an incomparable aroma, but also to significantly increased contents of the toilet under the influence of yeast.

In the near future, no one will disturb the silence at your dacha.

The neighbors have been making a fuss of the whole house for a month with their renovations?

They tore down, rebuilt and chiseled walls, laid floors, without turning off hammer drills, drills and jigsaws for hours on end?

Give them a housewarming gift - Have a karaoke night with friends !

And if angry new residents burst into your door at 4-5 in the morning with a demand to “shut up,” you can laugh in their face and tell them that this is your gratitude for a month of headaches, falling plaster on your head and unlooked-for things.

Is your neighbor's dog pestering you?

Buy a special whistle (or device) , to which only animals react, and start communicating with the dog at the moment when its owners go to bed.

Are your upstairs neighbors too loving?

Are you tired of smoking on the balcony at night until the groans and creaking of the bed subside?

Write a love note for your neighbor's wife in beautiful handwriting (from, for example, a certain Vasya) and throw it in the mailbox (or put it in the door). It’s great if Vasya turns out to be another nasty and disgusting neighbor of yours - you’ll kill two birds with one stone.

All. You are gorgeous. You can sleep peacefully for the next week.

Do your neighbor and his not always sober friends constantly smoke on your stairs?

Do you hate smokers and start coughing long and tediously from the smoke? There is a great method to stop your neighbor from smoking!

At the bottom of the jar, which is usually placed “under cigarette butts” on the stairs, pour sulfur cut from matches . The neighbor won't smoke here anymore.

If, in terms of physical parameters, you are 20-40 kg ahead of your neighbor (and have done karate, sambo, or at least capoeira in the past), you can suddenly jump out of the apartment the moment he finishes smoking a cigarette and extinguish a neighbor with a cigarette from a fire extinguisher . There may not be any effect, but the wife’s stormy ovation is guaranteed.

Another, completely peaceful and, oddly enough, effective way to stop neighbors from smoking in the entrance.

Throw away all their “cigarette butt jars” and put up an ad instead “Whoever smokes here again will have to deal with me personally.”

No one knows who this terrible “with me personally” is, but it will be scary to smoke.

Does your neighbor's stereo become your alarm clock every morning?

Are the walls between apartments thin? And you want to shoot him with wolf berries from a slingshot?

Sprinkle (if he lives on the 1st floor) millet and seeds on his windowsill at night. Let him also have a “favorite” alarm clock.

A very cute way to take revenge on your neighbors...

… — post notices in your area (not in your neighbor’s path!) with the following content: “My daughter’s favorite cat has gone missing. Red-haired, thin. Responds to the nickname Kysya. Please bring it to ****. The reward is guaranteed (3000 rubles).”

Any cat of red (and not only) color will react to this nickname. The flow of “suffering” (grandmothers, children and homeless townspeople) with red cats will reach your neighbors immediately and for a long time.

Fun guaranteed!

There are ways to “poison the lives” of neighbors - a carriage and a small cart. Some masters even write entire multi-page manuals on “revenge” on neighbors.

But it is worth noting that sometimes It’s much more effective to invite your neighbors to your housewarming party (or just for a visit) for barbecues and a “glass of tea”, rather than organizing battles and competitions on the topic “who will take revenge on whom more gracefully.”

Also, do not forget that private property is inviolable. Just like the silence at night. And for any “revenge” they can be “administratively” or even criminally punished.

Be kinder, and don't forget to put yourself in your neighbors' shoes!

Have there been similar situations in your life? And how did you get out of them? Share your stories in the comments below!

May be poisoned for a long time, if not forever. Is it possible to take revenge on neighbors for all the troubles?

What do bad neighbors mean? These are the ones who organize showdowns and brawls at night, shout obscene words and sing drunken songs when it is half past twelve in the morning; who climb into your mailbox, are rude, dirty the landing and generally play all sorts of nasty tricks on you.

Do you accept this meekly? And in vain. Undoubtedly, we must respond to such neighbors in their own coin. No, revenge does not mean at all that you need to buy a pump-action shotgun from suspicious citizens and, waiting for your bastard neighbor, shoot him in the stomach shouting: - Come on, you bastard, get it for everything!

All this will end in prison, the tears of your wife and the crying of children stretching out their thin little hands to you with exclamations: - Dad, dad, don't go!

No, you can do everything differently...

But as?

1. If the neighbors start making noise, turn on the stereo with recordings of the group “Tender Bull”. And put the speakers against the neighbor's wall. You can also practice singing karaoke, but you need to repeat the same song over and over again, preferably out of tune and louder. For example, the old folk song “Marusya got poisoned.” Remember?

It's evening.
Everyone is from the factory and on the way.
Marusya poisoned her.
I'll take you to the hospital...

2. It's time to start Finishing work. For example, spandard wooden panels, of course, to the neighbor’s wall. Or make plugs for attaching shelves, hanging pictures, and so on. For these works you will need a drill. After five hours of working with a drill, the neighbors, no matter how much they scream, will start to get a headache from this drilling sound.

3. If your neighbors fall asleep after yelling, it’s time to wake them up. Better at five in the morning or even earlier. To do this, go out onto the site and ring the neighbor’s doorbell. Again. And further. And hide. After the neighbors open the door and see no one, you need to wait fifteen minutes and repeat the operation. And do this until nine in the morning. Of course, you won't get enough sleep either. However, you will receive deep moral satisfaction.

4. Do you know any cats? If not, you will have to make such acquaintances. And when you start having male cats as your friends, pour valerian on your neighbor’s door and rug (if you have one). And invite your friends. Undoubtedly, the scratching at the neighbor's door and the wonderful cat concert will remain in the neighbors' ears for a long time...

A gift, for example

5. Or you can throw a “gift” under the neighbor’s door. For example, an envelope with excrement. Our own. When, for example, you went to the toilet after pea soup with croutons and garlic. Or a large portion of herring with onions. There is no doubt that the neighbors will most likely not fail to open this envelope. And you will again receive the deepest moral satisfaction.

6. You can spray the area near the neighbor's door, the rug and the door itself with blood. And scatter tufts of wool near the designated door. All this can be obtained at the market. And then call the police. From a pay phone. They say that a murder happened, nothing else. Let the neighbors be nervous.

7. Or you can also buy silicate glue, mix soot and ash into it and cover your neighbors’ door peephole with this substance. And then call them at night and early in the morning.

8. A great way to take revenge on your neighbors is to use raw eggs. But first you need to break them up, stir until smooth and put it into a syringe. And one fine night, pour this mass from a syringe into the cracks between the door leaf and the opening, between the opening and the wall, and into other various cracks and corners. There will be such a stench from rotten eggs that you won’t be able to breathe. And you can’t wash all the cracks and corners. And the stench from rotten eggs lasts for a long time...

9. You can also advertise in newspapers that:

• such and such an apartment (neighbor's) is rented out cheaply;
• in these apartments (neighbor's apartment) a depraved and extremely vicious individual gives bodily caress to men and women for only five hundred per hour;
• that the private enterprise “Neighbors” (instead of “Neighbours” you must, of course, insert their last name) accepts from the population waste paper, old clothes and rags, bottles, aluminum cans and buttons from trouser flies.

There are many other things you can come up with to take revenge on your neighbors and ruin their lives. You can contact with me any time!

Buying housing in apartment building, we pay attention to many points: cost, layout, number of rooms and condition of the apartment. These criteria determine the choice.

But when buying a home, many people overlook one important point - soundproofing the room. You are lucky if you live next to peaceful people, but it also happens the other way around: the neighbors upstairs are stomping around like elephants, preventing you from resting, you can constantly hear squeals, someone knocking on something. This can completely ruin your life.

You can try to negotiate and ask to make less noise, but as practice shows, this is not always effective.

What methods can be used in the fight against people who do not consider the comfort of others? What to do if the upstairs neighbors are annoying, loud music is heard until late, children are running and making noise, parents are arguing, constantly dropping things, moving furniture that creaks, depriving you of the opportunity to rest peacefully? Who should I contact for help? You will find answers to these questions below.

What time can you make noise?

Many had to live next door to harmful and conflict-ridden people. Such people, at the slightest noise from your apartment, immediately appear on the threshold, make trouble, threaten with the police and various troubles. But why do you need to conflict once again? In order not to become like a brawler, let's figure out what the law says in such cases.

The norms and rules of conduct for residents of an apartment building are prescribed in the law “On the sanitary and epidemiological welfare of the population.” From a legal point of view, you can file claims against your neighbors regarding noise in the following cases:

• if neighbors play music loudly, shout, stomp and otherwise create a lot of noise between 11 p.m. and 7 p.m.;
• when the noise coming from the apartment in the period from 7 to 23 hours exceeds 30 dB;
• in cases where neighbors carry out renovation work that creates a lot of noise on weekends or between 7 pm and 7 pm during the work week.

Clarification of relations with neighbors should begin only if they violate the rules of behavior prescribed by law.

What to do if the upstairs neighbors are constantly making noise

If the sound insulation in your apartment leaves much to be desired, and the neighbors above are constantly screaming, making noise, making repairs or dropping something, listening to music loudly, and their child is rolling cars on the floor, running, jumping, and everyone is stomping like elephants, survive It's difficult in such an environment. What to do in this case and where to go?

Use the consultation:

You should not immediately run with a complaint to the local police officer or begin “military actions” in relation to the neighbors above. Remember that quarrels and scandals happen in your family, you also make repairs and bring guests to the house, and your children are not ideal. Therefore, try to solve the problem peacefully.

• Start with a conversation. In a calm voice, without accusations or insults, express your complaints to your neighbors. Show understanding for their renovation problems, noisy children, and love of music. But at the same time, remind that others should not suffer from their increased activity. Perhaps the residents above don’t even realize that you can hear everything, and don’t realize how bad the sound insulation is in the house.

If your neighbors normal people, they will treat you with understanding and try to be quieter. In this case, the problem will be forgotten and you will be able to live in peace again.

Where to complain about upstairs neighbors

There are several ways to deal with your neighbors legally. You can try to solve the problem like this:

• Involve law enforcement agencies as defenders and contact the local police officer (the more residents complain, the better). Taking measures to ensure order in the entrusted territory is his responsibility. This employee can conduct a conversation, issue a warning, and also issue a fine. In other words, make efforts to calm the residents down.

However, there are often cases when police officers are reluctant to accept such statements from residents, and sometimes ignore complaints. If the local police officer is inactive, write a complaint to the prosecutor's office against this officer.

• Trial. Since the standards of behavior of residents are regulated by law, it is possible to take revenge on noisy neighbors in this way. If the court rules in your favor, the violators will pay a fine.

However, in order to go to court or the police, evidence is needed that the neighbors are actually violating the rules of conduct prescribed by law. Is the noise coming from their apartment so loud that it warrants legal action?

Take advantage of the consultation: The neighbors are annoying: how to evict antisocial tenants of the house

• Please note that the permissible noise level is up to 40 dB during the day and up to 30 dB in the evenings. These indicators are determined by a special device. You can insist that an independent examination be carried out, in which case the noise indicators will be recorded in the document. This way, you will receive irrefutable evidence that your neighbors are disturbing the peace.
• The only case when it will be difficult to understand the law is if unattended children are noisy in the apartment, jumping, screaming, rolling cars on the floor and stomping terribly. Only conversations, requests to calm the child and limit his activity will help here. As a last resort, you can contact the guardianship and trusteeship authorities with a complaint that children are being left unattended.

But what to do if even the threat of a fine according to the law and other troubles does not stop violent and noisy residents? How to protect your peace?

If it didn’t work out according to the law, persuasion doesn’t work, and at the top they are still drilling, moving, dropping, shouting and stomping, and even the music is blaring, it’s time for a “guerrilla war.”

Human imagination is sometimes amazing. There are many ways to harm a neighbor, but you should not resort to such actions as self-harm, damage to other people’s property, and the like. This could work against you and it is quite possible that you will need the help of a lawyer. Let's consider safe and effective ways, which can be used to take revenge on neighbors for noise.

How to harm your upstairs neighbors

Method 1

• To teach your neighbors a lesson, you can use a simple method - block the front door. This can be done provided that the door opens towards the staircase.
• Take the board and place it so that one end rests against door handle harmful neighbor, and the other - into the floor, step or railing, depending on where the entrance to the apartment is located.
• Now it is impossible to get out of the apartment on your own, and the neighbors will have to wait until other residents come to their aid and remove the board. If they want, of course.

Method 2

• If the neighbors are really fed up, you can decide to do any nasty thing. Including damage to the castle front door.
• Lubricate several needles with glue and insert them into the keyhole. As a result, someone who “doesn’t bark, doesn’t bite, and doesn’t let them into the house” won’t let the owners themselves in either. In this case, it is impossible to repair the lock; it will need to be replaced.

Method 3

• If you are haunted by the constantly screaming TV in your neighbor’s apartment, and he ignores your requests, you can cut the antenna cable, or better yet, cut out a piece. It will take time for the intruder to eliminate the trouble, but you will be able to enjoy the silence for at least a short time.
• The telephone cable can be damaged in the same way. A small thing, but unpleasant.

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Method 4

This method is only suitable for those who are well versed in electricity and can do everything that needs to be done without the risk of injury.

If your neighbors’ music is too loud and the noise does not subside after 11 p.m., you can “do magic” in the electrical panel and deprive the apartment of electricity. This is easy to do by cutting out part of the wire so that it is difficult to connect the scraps.

How to teach alcoholic neighbors a lesson

What to do with alcoholic neighbors who constantly get into drunken brawls, and the police already know their address by heart? There is one way!

• Come up with a reliable reason (it’s your birthday, you received a bonus or a new position, the reason “drink to my health” will also work) and treat your neighbors to vodka laced with a laxative. Of course, they will not be cured of alcoholism, but at least for a while they will have no time for fighting and dancing!

How to annoy: sounds for upstairs neighbors

Method 1

The enemy must be beaten with his own weapon - this is a well-known truth. Try to annoy your neighbor with his own noise!

• To do this, make an audio recording of the noise coming from your neighbors. Collect a larger “collection”, and then, using a special program, a large selection of which can be found on the Internet, edit the “track”. If you don't know how to do this, you can play the same recording in repeat mode.
• Then install the speakers closer to the ceiling (if neighbors upstairs are bothering you), or to the shared wall (this is for those who live “through the wall”) and turn on the recording at full power! It’s better for you to leave home during this time so as not to go crazy in such an environment.

Method 2

Do your upstairs neighbors love music and you also have to be a music lover, since the equipment screams almost in the ultrasonic range? Maybe they even purchased a percussion instrument? To all your requests to make it quieter and reminders that this is not a nightclub, there is no response?

Use the consultation: Neighborhood disputes: marking the boundaries of the site

• Strike back and give them a concert performed by you! Let them listen to the exquisite composition that you will perform on the radiators! The sound will be especially loud if you use metal objects, even if you knock with a spoon.
• It is possible that your downstairs neighbors will “pop in” and hear the “concert.” Apologize and honestly explain the reasons for your behavior, complain about uncontrollable music lovers. Who knows, maybe in your downstairs neighbor you will find a like-minded person who will agree to play the batteries “four hands”?

Method 3

You can take revenge on your neighbors using a pot of water placed on a cabinet or shelf under the ceiling. It must be installed so that the edges are pressed tightly against the ceiling.

Place headphones on the pan and connect them to a music center or computer. And turn on the music at full blast. It turns out to be an improvised vibrating column, while your apartment will be quiet, which cannot be said about the neighbors above.

Method 4

You can not only take revenge, but also survive your neighbors with the help of ultrasound. There are devices designed to repel rodents and insects with ultrasound. The sound of this device resembles the squeak of a mosquito.

If you are well versed in technology, then by “conjuring” the device, you can ensure that the unbearable squeak will be picked up by the human ear. It is extremely difficult to exist in such an atmosphere.

Why do the upstairs neighbors roll metal balls on the floor?

How to ruin the life of your neighbors upstairs

Method 1

• You can use the method code-named “Shame on rowdies.” Print flyers with detailed description lives of citizens N living in apartment no. The leaflet can be decorated with cartoons, pictures and slogans like “We ask for silence!”
• Post these flyers in the hallway, near the elevator or mailboxes, and finally, stick them on the offender’s front door or windshield of his car, if he has one!

Method 2

• If you are completely fed up, try this method: distribute advertisements for the sale of an apartment, car or cottage in newspapers, on relevant websites and on social networks. Whose? Of course, the neighbor's! And don’t forget to include your phone number, both home and mobile. If you know your work phone number, you can add that too.
• The main thing is that the terms of sale should be very profitable for the buyer, simply fabulous! In this case, there will be no end to the calls and your neighbors will be tortured to explain that they are not selling anything. Or maybe they will give up and move out, selling the apartment to one of those who want to buy it?

Method 3

Order a bunch of goods from online stores to your neighbors’ addresses, sign them up for catalogs and other promotional products. Talking to managers of online stores and filing refusals is a troublesome task that takes a lot of effort.

Use the consultation: Rules for carrying out noisy renovation work in apartment buildings

Method 4

• If your neighbors have a metal or wooden door covered with dermantine, you can use the following method: shake a raw chicken egg in a bowl, and then collect it in a syringe. Make a cut in the upholstery in an inconspicuous place and pour the mixture there. The smell of rotten eggs is terrible and to get rid of it, neighbors will have to not only remove the upholstery, but also wash the door.
• Instead of eggs, you can use iodine, vinegar and chlorine bleach, mixing them in equal parts.

Method 5

• If your neighbors are superstitious and believe in omens, throw objects that could pass for attributes of magical rituals at their front door. This could be soil, bird feathers, wool, salt, leftover candles, needles, etc.

How to deal with upstairs neighbors if they constantly flood

Are your upstairs neighbors constantly flooding you, and complaining seems useless? You can contact a lawyer and sue, but what to do when this is not possible?

Without legal assistance, of course, it will be difficult, but you can try. Under the place where water drips from the ceiling, fill your own floor! At first glance, this looks stupid, because the water will get to the lower neighbors. But when they come to you to find out what’s wrong, complain to them about the ones above, show them the stains on the ceiling. In this case, you won’t be the only one complaining about those who love to flood.

How to teach noisy upstairs neighbors a lesson

These little dirty tricks do not require serious preparation or any additional knowledge, but they are great on the nerves. So, what else can you do to annoy your harmful neighbors:

• Call a landline phone (preferably at night) and remain silent on the phone. Those who are familiar with a computer can install an auto-dialer program, which can be found on the Internet, and calls will be made in the next apartment without your participation.
• Burn the doorbell button for your noxious neighbors. This act may seem stupid, but war is war!
• Use spray paint and decorate your neighbor's metal door with a three-letter message (meaning "home," "peace," or "noise," of course).
• Buy a GSM jammer. This device will deprive neighbors of the ability to use the telephone and the Internet. You can even anonymously warn them that this will always happen if they don’t start respecting others.
• This method is only for those who are not squeamish; it can be called “shit on the door.” The offender's door can be smeared with feces (dog, cat or human). You can deliver the “weapon of revenge” in a bag (or better yet, two), and use rubber gloves.
• If funds allow, buy a speaker system and let your upstairs neighbors enjoy hard rock! Just install the speakers closer to the ceiling.

The following tips will help you emerge victorious from the “neighborhood war” and force noisy residents to consider the comfort of those around them.

How to take revenge on a neighbor who has a car

• place a cobblestone or brick on the hood of the car (this will serve as a warning);
• sprinkle more grain on the car and the surrounding birds will flock to the treat (and they will not only peck at the hood and roof, but will also “decorate” the surface with their waste);
• Douse your car with valerian - and all the cats in the area will “pop in for a visit” (traces from dirty paws and claws are guaranteed).

Never break car windows, puncture tires, or throw water-filled balloons onto the roof of a car. If you get caught, you will have a hard time without the help of a competent lawyer.

How to calm down your upstairs neighbors

If noisy neighbors ignore requests to be quieter, and you decide to start “military action,” adhere to the following rules:

• first use “gentle” methods, perhaps the hint will be understood immediately;
• if you decide to harm your neighbor, act carefully and don’t get caught;
• having committed one or another action aimed at taking revenge on a neighbor, accompany it with a note explaining the reasons;
• do not try to influence problem residents by assault;
• Do not create life-threatening situations for people or pets.

No matter how problematic the neighbors may be, try to come to an agreement first. Try to avoid war until the last moment, and if conversations are useless, it is better to act through law enforcement agencies.

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